is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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