11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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