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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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