Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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