yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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