I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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