so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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