Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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