i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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