just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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