a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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