3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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