I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
