he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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