their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
