She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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