how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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