How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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