what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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