The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please, let me fuck your mom
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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