yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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