i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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