My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I love having hate sex.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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