i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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