I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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