Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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