i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
