I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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