It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
