I wannas sexs uuuuu
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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