and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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