Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How external is "for external use only"?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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