xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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