Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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