I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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