is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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