I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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