i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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