We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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