i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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