I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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