my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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