Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
