Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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