I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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