her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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