i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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