it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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