You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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