i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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