she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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