How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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