Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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