I murdered the dance floor call the cops
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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